When I’m counting pennies for the Sunday bus;
When I ask for the manager and make a fuss;
When we’re both two balls of dawdling dust,
Will there still be time for us?
When we’re asking bar staff for a cup of tea –
Go home instead, to our beige settee –
Just two statistics for the DWP,
Will you still be excited, to be with me?
When our calendar’s funerals, rather than friends,
When you twist your back every time it bends,
When I’ve cracked my varifocal lens,
Will you stay with me, til the whole thing ends?
After decades of joking, “Where did we go wrong?”
When we never thought it would last this long,
Though both infirm, still going strong:
I hope that we’ll still both belong.
For Blair.