Congratulations! You broke a heart.
How mighty you are, to crack that little nut:
To find the strength of all those men who once
Prised open yours.
Great job: you did it. Get out the good glasses,
Someone mercy-dash to Sainsbury’s
For whatever discount fizz they may have left.
Stay up ‘til late
Red-eyed, hoarse from choking sobs of joy.
From days when you’d sit lovelorn as a boy
You hoped one day you’d be the handsomest.
Well. You passed that test.
I’m sure your mother could just die from pride. She always
Said that you’d break hearts. Oh happy days!
What you always wanted. A dream comes true.
Three cheers, to you.