A bird in the hand is probably uncomfortable

 

Two birds of a feather,

When sharing it together,

Don’t get very far

And get chills in cold weather.

 

A bird in the hand

Is a thing I won’t stand:

Manhandling songbirds

Ought to be banned.

 

An apple a day

And a man wastes away.

He needs more than that

Underwhelming cliché.

 

And a double-edged sword

Is its own reward,

So long as you don’t

Go and bloody well cut yourself.

 

 

 

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