“How like us they are. See how they,
Bipedal, waddle around. Capable
Of collective feats, true, and adapted
Perfectly to their environment;
But why they have failed to waddle peacefully,
Why can’t they huddle and abide, those funny
Humans, alas: we may never know.”
“HAHA, did you see, you thought it was about us humans observing penguins didn’t you, well I tell you now sonny,” etc. etc.